Fun Stuff Found at Night

 

 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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Chris Rock:
Women want everything! Life is like a big  shopping mall  and they have to get as much as they can   until it closes.
Men want only three things: food, sex and silence-

Feed me, Fuck me and shut the fuck up! 

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                                OMG ALT+F4  or something!

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                              u see someone drowning? LOL as you can!

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Holy Crap how can a man talk on the phone when they whine like bitches over there!?